A not-very-humorous humor blog of retail sales, bashing vegetarians and omnivores alike, riding on city buses, making fun of myself and everyone else in the world and the rest of my life which comes out as a series of bad punchlines.
Friday, October 21, 2011
Bad Punchline: Scary Smart
One of my coworkers and I were talking about our 'formative years' last night and I was reminded of two things my father says about me when I was a little kid. One is that I was an "awfully cunnin little kid" and whatever happened to that? (If you're wondering 'cunnin' is a colloquialism applied typically to small children and it means 'cute'.) I am apparently no longer cute but I'm also no longer a small child so I think that one is easily explained. The other thing is that I used to be 'scary smart' and this coming from a man with a tested IQ of 156 (and who would probably score higher if there was no reading involved as reading is not the strong suit of a dyslexic) is an intriguing compliment but (again) he wondered what happened to that. I explained the latter in much less detail and then said something like this: "The thing that he's never correlated is that it's not that something happened to my intelligence but rather that I learned something else. Among my artillery of 'social skills' I learned how to seem less intelligent to other people so I could fit in better and even then I still come off as an arrogant jerk. If I acted as intelligent as my father felt I was back then I'd be insufferable."
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