Showing posts with label young adult. Show all posts
Showing posts with label young adult. Show all posts

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Buying Books for Children

Some of my fondest childhood memories aren't just book-related but bookstore-related. The children's section in my parent's favorite bookstore had this great train track you could play with and an awesome boat-shaped sitting area you could climb all over and shelves that come up only to my waist these days. Though sadly this particular bookstore no longer exists I never came out of it without a new book. Miss Rumphius was one of my favorites. So much so that though I have no idea what became of my original copy I bought another one when I was sixteen or seventeen. When I stopped being such a little kid I not only devoured a huge portion of my father's library but I didn't come out of the bookstore without several new books every time we went. Their only real rule was that we didn't buy hardcovers because they're quite expensive (my father still never buys hardovers). The other thing was that they weren't going to buy books I wasn't going to read (and why would I want them anyway?)

My parents are not rich people by any stretch of the imagination. My mother is a school teacher and my father is a commercial fisherman. I'm the youngest of four children. But my parents understood the value of reading and education. My mother read out loud to all of us until I was eight or nine which put my oldest brother at sixteen or seventeen. She only stopped then because my second-oldest brother and I kept stealing the book from her and reading ahead. They also bought books for all of us, not just me, so it wasn't uncommon for them to spend hundreds of dollars once every month or two at the bookstore. As a result I spent most of highschool reading my books instead of paying attention but still, somehow, managed to get good grades.

So maybe I was pampered as a child and I understand that some children's books can be expensive but aside from the bargain books we carry (which are, as far as I can tell, publisher overstocks that they sell off for the cost it would take to destroy them) I could pick out dozens, hundreds of books probably, for children in our store that would cost you half the amount for one romance novel or a quarter what you might pay for a girlie magazine. Not to mention the fact that young people and young adult books (which can run to several hundred pages) often cost much less than adult books of the same binding or even quality. So I'm not quite sure why it is that when parents come into the store with their children in tow so they, the adult, can pick up a copy of Twilight or grab some truck magazine or even porn (yes, people bring their children into the bookstore for seemingly the sole purpose of buying porn) and their child asks them for a book they don't buy one.

Maybe, maybe you think your kid should get books from the library (which are free after all), or maybe you think your kid does plenty of reading in school and doesn't need you to purchase books for them. But when asked to purchase a book for their child parent's don't say: "Not today sweetie, but tomorrow we can go to the library." They don't negotiate: "How about this book about a little princess just like my little princess instead of that book?" In order to convince them they want a less expensive one. I rarely hear one say: "Maybe next time." But I often hear parents say: "No, because when we go to you're just going to ask me for a toy there and get upset because I already bought you a book." ...You actually want to buy your child more noisy toys instead of a book which might encourage them to be quiet and probably more introspective which may lead them not to whine at all? No? How about a book that encourages your child not to whine? You wouldn't even buy them one of those? What's wrong with you?

Parents will buy themselves a stack of hardcovers but deny their child a book because of expenses. Why not trade one of those hardcovers for a softcover and get your kid a book? Or they'll buy themselves porn, or on a financially if not morally worse decision, get themselves marijuana magazines and tell the children that they brought along to the store that they can't get a book. And why not? Because having a pot magazine (or pot itself) is more important to you than your child's future? And porn instead of books for children? Really? Why not buy your child a book or two and get free porn on the internet like everybody else. Maybe if you bought your kid some books they wouldn't be such a... let's say "nuisance". After all, they're the ones who are interested in reading and learning when they ask about having a book. One day when you shut that down you may shut it down forever. But maybe I know nothing about it. I don't have any children after all. I have been one, though.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Thing I Would Like To Say (To People Who Buy Porn)

There are many things I would like to say to the people who buy porn or other adult material at my place of employment.


To that one guy who bought both Transitions (men dressed as women) and 60+ (women over sixty naked): "Really dude? You're not even going to try to tell me that you're buying them for a gag gift?"

To the 95% of women who, when they buy porn, claim that they are getting it for a bachelorette party: "You know, from what I can tell there must be an awful lot of people getting married."

To the guy who works down at Marshall's and has a foot fetish magazine reserved for him every month: "You wouldn't happen to work in the shoe department at Marshall's would you?"

To the older men who suddenly start asking if we carry High Times Magazine after a certain law passes in our state: "You know that new law in our state about marijuana dispensaries does not mean you can start growing and get rich, right?"

To the people who obliviously buy things like XXX Men or Hung as gifts for women: "I'm fairly sure I know what you think is in the magazine but what you actually have there is gay porn and that's just as explicit as regular porn."

To the men who buy Taboo Illustrated (sex acts so violent and awful that they can't act them out with real women without breaking several laws) and then try to make small talk with me or my female coworkers while we ring them up: "No. Really. No amount of nonchalance is going to erase the fact that you and I both know what kind of depraved things are in that magazine."

To the red-headed guy from Rent-a-Center who used to come in and buy Weed World and High Times as 'horticulture magazines': "That's a very creative usage of the word 'horticulture' to describe... you know, marijuana magazines."

To that one guy who was very angry that we didn't carry a magazine called Family Affairs (which is about uhm... families having... affairs): "Actually, to be honest they do ship us that magazine every month but my boss instructs me to put all the copies of incest magazines in backstock for two weeks and then return them all."

To the drunk guy who comes in and buys over a hundred dollars worth of other magazines in order to help 'disguise' the fact that he's buying half a dozen porn magazines and then proceeds to regale us with the long saga of why he needs to buy so many magazines: "No really. Please, save me the story. I know why you're buying the magazines. Really, I do."

To the guys who come up to the counter with porn magazines sandwiched between two magazines about cars: "You know it's really obvious what you have between those car magazines, right? There aren't a lot of magazines wrapped in black plastic."

To the men who mysteriously use company credit cards to buy pornography: "You know, you don't have to risk your job to keep your wife from finding out about this. It's not like you're going to get an itemized receipt."

To the men who buy things with their credit card and then pay for porn separately in cash and don't want their receipt: "I really don't know how that's going to keep your wife from finding out about you buying porn if they find the porn itself."

To the men who buy strange combinations of magazines and claim they're gag gifts: "Do you know how many times I have heard that excuse?"

To the people who want to know why we keep the marijuana magazines with the porn when marijuana is illegal at any age: "Because, in fact, the magazines themselves say 18+ or adult material on them."